Enforcer: For a few years now I have dubbed myself "The Enforcer". It's a fun nickname used especially when I'm beating down on my youth in a video game or strategy game. It's also fun to use when youth are acting like they need to get roughed up a little. I'm know to make threats about how the Enforcer is about to take them down, they get scared and behavior improved. The name stuck and when kids start acting up one of the other students will mention how the Enforcer is going to get brought into action, etc.

Well today the Enforcer got his first piece of mail. It is an advertisement for ESPN fantasy football cheat sheets. I'm sure this is a sign of things to come such as fan mail, gift packages and money.